After giving my 3 year-old daughter a bath, I towelled-dry my daughter and duly put on her dress. Whilst combing her hair, she pestered me to apply body lotion on her hands and legs. We usually put it on for her but I was plain lazy that morning.
Daughter : Papa, I want lotion.
Papa : No.
Daughter : Papa, I want lotion.
Papa : No
Daughter : Papa, I want lotion (sounding exasperrated)
Papa : Papa got use lotion or not? (lawyer tactic to twist the subject)
Daughter : No.
Silence....
Daughter : Papa, I want lotion (proceeds to rub her hands in imagination)
Papa : Papa got use lotion or not?
Daughter : Got! Papa got. (proceeds to make circling motion of hand at her armpits)
